Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Good One

A fictional (or real ?) conversation between LCD maker Syntax-Brillian Corporation BRLC CEO Vincent F. Sollitto and CFO Wayne A. Pratt. BRLC postponed their earnings release today for no apparent reason.

Vince:
..." Hey Wayne....aren't you supposed to deduct operating costs instead of adding them?

Wayne:

..." Oh @#$% Vince, you might be right...let me double check on my Accounting 101 book. You are right!!...damn...hey Vince do you have a calculator?

Vince:

.." are you nuts? we don't make calculators....we make LCD TVs here"...besides, if you buy one you will lower the EPS by one cent. Keep doing what you have been doing. Do it by hand"

Wayne:

...Don't we have a CC today?....or is that tomorrow??

Vince:

..."@#$%, today is the 11th....we have to issue a quickie PR to postpone this @#$%. I hate CCs, I much rather be counting money...."

Wayne:

..." Okey Vince ....you are the boss"

Vince:

..."there goes your bonner you idiot"

.......and so on....

Funny Stuff.

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